Never thought I’d miss the sound of the cicadas. Summer again!
My high-powered Windows game console (the Dave Box 2011) can connect to people around the world for free, with voice, webcam, friends lists, invites etc. And games are cheaper and look better than other consoles. I can even use the same great Xbox controller, with a slick interface designed for TVs.
It has software for streaming and recording infinite gameplay, all of which can be uploaded to YouTube.
Through revolutionary, powerful Chrome technology, I can access live sports, TV shows and films through services such as Hulu, Netflix, and NBA League Pass.
The Dave Box 2011 can also be used for work. Word processing, video editing, audio production, etc. are all a click away.
On a weekly basis, many high quality, independent games can be purchased for less than $5 each. There’s cloud saving, and purchases made on the portable Dave Box Mega Hinge 2010 will be transferred easily, as they are attached to your personal account, and you’ve fucking paid money for them. Just redownload on the new machine, and play the same games at higher resolutions, and on higher graphical settings.